The Football Player was coaxing his two- year old daughter:

-Please stay home to enjoy the time by yourself. Your mother will come straight home after work.

- So, where will you go?

-Ah, daughter. This afternoon I have to attend a Football competition match. Be a good girl and stay home and I'll buy cakes for you when I come back.

-Yes! But you'll have to play it quickly and come back home to me because I'm afraid when I stay home alone!

A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him.

- Player "A" had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren't you?

- No, .... well, yes, it's true that I was running after him but, in fact, I only wanted to ask him if he was OK!

After reading an article about a case of buying and selling football bets in a "Football" Newspaper, a little girl asked her friend:

- They say there is a group of people arrested because they buy and sell Football bets. What does "buying and selling Football bets" mean?

- Ah... Uh... Maybe it means they trade the balls illegally.

A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player's wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper