20 July 2009 - GRAMMAR & STRUCTURES - ENGLISH - 4

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LET THEM QUIT THE GAME EARLY!

A wife was telling her \"Football Referee\" husband:
- Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You\'ll prepare to go there with me, won\'t you?
- Alas! I can\'t go, because this afternoon I have to work as a referee for the Championship Cup Competition Football Match. You\'ll have to go alone!
- That\'s unacceptable! It\'s my Great Grandma. If you don\'t come, my relatives will insult me.
- So, when will the anniversary begin? -At 5:00pm.
- Alas! The match will finish at 5:15pm
- My God! What a strange man you are! Just tell the players you want them to quit playing a bit early. You are the referee: Whatever ruling you make, the players have to obey.

Họ cho nghỉ đá sớm đi !

Bà vợ bảo chồng (là trọng tài bóng đá ):
Ông à ! Chiều nay có đám giỗ bên ông ngoại , ông lo chuẩn bị sang bên ấy với tôi nhé !
ấy chết ! Đi thế nào được ! Vì chiều nay tôi làm trọng tài chính cho trận tranh cúp vô địch . Thôi bà đi một mình vậy !
Không được ! Đám giỗ bà cụ cố tôi mà ông không đi để họ hàng nhà tôi họ chửi cho à ?
Thế đám giỗ bắt đầu lúc mấy giờ ?
5 giờ chiều
ối ! 5 giờ 15 trận đấu mới xong
ối giời ơi , cái ông này ! Thì ông cho các cầu thủ họ nghỉ sớm một tý đã sao nào ! Ông là trọng tài thì bảo gì mà họ chả nghe !

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YOU NEVER SCORE

The angry son of a goalkeeper said to his father:
- My classmates have fathers who are also football players. But their fathers all make scores for their teams. But you, you never score. So how is it that you can still stay on the team?

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I WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU.

A player was telling his mother about the game scheduled for that afternoon.

- Today we will play in a stadium with a roof, Mom! His mother replied happily:

-Really? That's very good. When you're playing 1 won't have to worry about the hot Sun or rain and you won't get sick. You always have your head bare and you play outside without a cap.

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WHAT ABOUT HIS HANDS?

The father showed his son a picture of football player "X" and said:

- This talented player can score with both his head and feet. He is quite a scoring machine.

His small son naively asked: _ Dad, so what about his hands?

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WHOSE YARD DID YOU PLAY IN?

Seeing her husband come home from a Football match, the wife asked:

- How? Did your team win?

The husband was joyfully showing- off:

-We sure did win. We had an easy situation because we played in our own "back yard.”

- So, whose yard did you play in?

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YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY IT QUICKLY

The Football Player was coaxing his two- year old daughter:

-Please stay home to enjoy the time by yourself. Your mother will come straight home after work.

- So, where will you go?

-Ah, daughter. This afternoon I have to attend a Football competition match. Be a good girl and stay home and I'll buy cakes for you when I come back.

-Yes! But you'll have to play it quickly and come back home to me because I'm afraid when I stay home alone!

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I ONLY WANTED TO ASK HIM

A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him.

- Player "A" had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren't you?

- No, .... well, yes, it's true that I was running after him but, in fact, I only wanted to ask him if he was OK!

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RADING BALLS UNLAWFUL

After reading an article about a case of buying and selling football bets in a "Football" Newspaper, a little girl asked her friend:

- They say there is a group of people arrested because they buy and sell Football bets. What does "buying and selling Football bets" mean?

- Ah... Uh... Maybe it means they trade the balls illegally.

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A DIFFICULT SITUATION TO SOLVE

The football match between two children's teams became "white- hot”. Suddenly a little player ran to the main referee and said:
- Uncle, I want to make water.

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HE IS HAVING TANTRUMS AGAIN

A player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother, watching the game, laughed and said to the player's wife:
- You see, your husband is having one of his tantrums again, just the same as when he was young. I understand his temper

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WHY DIDN'T YOU REFUSE IT?

After the Football match, a player went home with a sorrowful face.

His surprised wife asked:

- Why are you so sad? What's the matter? He answered sadly:

- Today I got a Yellow card.

- So, did you want to get it?

- Of course not. The wife was upset:

- If you didn't wan ... Đọc thêm

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