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The Football Player was coaxing his two- year old daughter: -Please stay home to enjoy the time by yourself. Your mother will come straight home after work. - So, where will you go? -Ah, daughter. This afternoon I have to attend a Football competition match. Be a good girl and stay home and I'll buy cakes for you when I come back. -Yes! But you'll have to play it quickly and come back home to me because I'm afraid when I stay home alone! |
A football player, who had chased a football referee, was accused of trying to beat him. - Player "A" had already ran after the referee and beat him and you were running after the referee to beat him too, weren't you? - No, .... well, yes, it's true that I was running after him but, in fact, I only wanted to ask him if he was OK! |
After reading an article about a case of buying and selling football bets in a "Football" Newspaper, a little girl asked her friend: - They say there is a group of people arrested because they buy and sell Football bets. What does "buying and selling Football bets" mean? - Ah... Uh... Maybe it means they trade the balls illegally. |
The football match between two children's teams became "white- hot”. Suddenly a little player ran to the main referee and said:
- Uncle, I want to make water. |
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player was slightly bumped by a member of the opposing team. The player
turned round and round with a pained look on his face. His mother,
watching the game, laughed and said to the player's wife: |